Safety Alert with photo of driver

This safety alert is repeated here from the blog of Princess Toadstool:


"Fellow drivers, pedestrians, dog walkers, joggers, gardeners and anyone that values life here on planet Earth, please be on the look-out for a 900 series, gray 1991 Volvo Deluxe Station Wagon. It can usually be seen taking out hedges, jumping cement parking blocks and creating orphan Garden Gnomes. There has been no description released of the driver as of late since all you can see of the individual before she plows through your shrubbery is the profile of a mushroom and a rather pronounced schnoz. There is no point in honking or waving a specific finger at this individual, as she can not hear you... as she is thoroughly engrossed in conversation on her cell."

Over the weekend, I was able to get a snapshot of the elusive Volvo pilot mentioned above while she was in her native habitat. Whether her driving habits will be improved due to the increased visibility caused by her new hairdo is unknown at this time.

US Postal Service Proof

Here, from the US Postal Service is indisputable proof that the crafty, wily and elusive "Nana McGeezle" does in fact exist. The evidence leaves no room for doubt as the US Postal Service tracked her down and delivered her mail. As a government agency, they take there job very seriously. For the federal government, getting McGeezle her mail is every bit as serious as making sure Mr. Claus gets his mail.